Saturday, February 4, 2012

Introducing... Sim Susan!

That's right!
I've created a Sim version of my blogger self.
I will briefly introduce her here, but, so as not to clog up my blog feed with Sims stuff, you can get full information on her shenigans in the page labeled "Sim Susan."

...As soon as I figure out how to find my Sim Screenshots... I will edit this post and include them.

For now, enjoy this image in their place.
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Friday, February 3, 2012

Once Upon A Time With Benedict Cumberbatch...

Bet that got your attention.
As this is now primarily a writing blog (I'm trying to hold to that decision!) here is another story for you.
I didn't write this one.
Really, it's not polite to loudly exclaim in glee at that fact.
Anyway, I thought this would be a nice goodnight. This is a video of Benedict Cumberbatch, the lovely star of Sherlock and one of my favorite actors in the history of ever, reading a bedtime story. Need I say more?
They should box up his voice and include it in the book packaging.

Love,
Susan D. Holmes

P.S. Go ahead to page 2 of my blog posts if you'd prefer more "fun stuff" and less "reading/writing."
I assure you there will be a mix henceforth!

Here's To You, My Blue Chinese Teapot

Sincerest apologies, first of all. I know it's been a few days. I've been incredibly busy, and also incredibly bad-mood-ish. So that's that. And now I'm back, with another brand-new writing piece!
I'm not sure exactly what it is. It might be non-conformative (is that a word? we'll find out) poem, or an ode or something, but I prefer to call it "The Paragraph of Writing That Is About My Blue Chinese Teapot."
And no, I'm not "being racist by referring to it by its heritage." It is a certain style of teapot. Yeesh. I respect all teapots of all cultures. I just want to make that clear.
Anyway, here it is. I'm writing it right now and on pure whim, so do bear with me:

My Blue Chinese Teapot


Sometimes, I am sad. It's been a common occurence as of late.
Last week on a whim, I bought myself a beautiful blue Chinese teapot.
I haven't used it yet.
I just like to look at it.
When I'm particularly sad, it serves as some kind of comfort.
My blue Chinese teapot came in a big, beautiful, ornate Chinese tea set box. The box is gold and black and red and has little characters and flowers and symbols all over it. Sometimes I run my fingers over the characters and pretend I can decipher their meaning.
When I'm particularly sad, I open up this big, beautiful, ornate Chinese tea set box. Inside, nestled in golden satin cushions, lie my blue Chinese tea tray, my blue Chinese teacups, and my blue Chinese teapot.
The lucky things, all cozied and luxurious.
I admire all the pieces, but my favorite is the teapot. It's the only one I lift from the burrow. It's very tiny. It's very cute. It's baby blue with dainty, fragile creeping vines of bright blue curling all around it in erratic but somehow perfect little branches.
It has a tiny polished lid and tiny knobs on the side that you grasp and tilt, ever so slightly, to pour the tea.
Of course, I haven't actually used the blue Chinese tea set yet.
I just like to look at it.
It's somehow comforting to see this little piece of perfect that's all mine, cushioned and pampered in a pretty box that gives an aura of great importance. It's my blue Chinese tea set, and it's special and hidden away for my eyes only.
Perhaps I just like the thought of it. "I have a blue Chinese tea set."
It's very fancy. I feel very fancy knowing it's mine.
Perhaps it's vain and superficial. But can't we all be subjected to a bit of vanity, now and then?
I don't think it's any big crime in moderation.
Especially when you're particularly sad.
Though now that I think about it, the same argument could be used for drugs or alcohol.
So it may be best to disregard my previous sentiments.
I love my blue Chinese tea pot. It's pretty and tiny and important. And it's mine.
And when I'm particularly sad, I need only lift it from it's gold satin cushion and cradle it in my hands, knowing but not truly believing that it's mine to keep.
I can only take a moment, though, and savor it. The novelty of the prize can only last so long, and it's fastly fleeting with every reveal.
You know you've got a special teapot when it can cure your sadness, if even for a slippery moment.
So here's to you, my blue Chinese teapot.

Love,
Susan D. Holmes

P.S. Pray note that the teapot pictured above is not my actual teapot. I cannot reveal the actual teapot, as it is sold exclusively by a small local shop in my town, and doing so would reveal my location and probably my identity. Can't have that, can we?
But really, the one in the picture doesn't even have the little knobs on it. It very clearly has a handle. And it's not even light blue. Be more observant.

Monday, January 30, 2012

Nevermind!

So, I will not be posting the children's story. At the moment, at least. No time, terribly sorry! Lots of "studying" to do. Also, when looking back, the story could be misinterpreted as having... controversial undertones. That'll need a bit of tweaking.

So instead, here's a bit of a short children's story I'm writing, called "The Oysos and Their Birdhouse."

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GSt3xOtHbXlr_1f1DvFIZzUlxr5am6Efvv8WLGg-nd4/edit?hl=en_US                         <------------ There it is! Click that!

At some point, if I'm feeling courageous, I'll post an excerpt of one of the novels I'm currently writing (yes, instead of doing homework...). It's quite new, but it's moved pretty quickly. In two days I've written about 40 pages, so that's exciting, because usually I have awful Writer's Block.

Oh, and here's another photo. A blog post requisite, I've been informed:


It's a man wearing a sweater.


Goodbye for today, and happy reading!

Love,
Susan D. Holmes

Happy Monday.

Oof. Exams. Not fun. My head is still reeling, and every time I think about my Calc exam tomorrow I literally hyperventilate. And I don't mean when people just say "oh my gosh I'm like hyperventilating." No, I quite literally breathe erratically when my thoughts go to math.
Not to sound like a "Benedict Arnold," but AP US History kind of makes me hate America. Ok, wait, not like that. Will I get put on some watch list for typing that? Let me elucidate my point. There are occasions, such as today's exam, for example, when I irrationally wish that I lived in a country with much simpler a history. Like Australia. Or Luxemberg. Switzerland. You get the idea. What must their AP classes be like?

Now onto something awesome.
I saw the small teaser for this commercial (I know, a commercial for a commercial, what?) on the news the other today, and the actual thing has just been released. CHECK THIS OUT.

I adore Ferris Bueller. Probably one of my favorite movies... ever. AND I adore Matthew Broderick. So boyish and quirky! This guy's done The Lion King, The Producers, How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying... and this, of course. You don't get much better than that. And as for all the people who are angry about this being an ad for a car company and not a sequel... relax. First of all, any attempt at a John Hughes Sequel without John Hughes is a dangerous endeavor indeed. Second of all, it's just a fun ad. Honda didn't do anything wrong by making it. Wouldn't you rather see this than yet another sweeping landscape shot of a heavy-duty SUV barreling through the frozen tundra?

And finally...
WRITING!!!
Woo! So I am being quite indecisive, and, after deciding the direction of my blog only last night, I have now changed it again. I hereby declare Peculiarosity as (primarily) a WRITING BLOG! Huzzah!
So, in order to uphold this newly christened Blog theme, I shall post another piece of writing. For my first piece published on this site, please go to the Writing page and click Scramble.
This next piece, which I will post in a seperate blog post because this one is getting far too cluttered, will be a children's tale that I improvised to calm my screaming three year old cousin at 11 o'clock at night.

Now, because I have been advised by every blogging website to do so, here is a picture to keep this post fun and eye-catching!

Rest assured, this bears no relevance to my blog post. At all. This is not supposed to be some kind of fancy, witty, symbolic thing. It's just a kid and his turtle. Enjoy.

Love,
Susan D. Holmes

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Me And Her Kissed On Da Liiiiips!

It's so cute. Please just watch.
This video makes me love humanity.
Also, I'm slightly jealous of this girl. Come on, she's like eight years old! I wish I was this succesful.

-Susan D. Holmes

Hey, Look At This!

crazymeds.com is an amazing website. A friend introduced it to me a while back, and I thought I ought to share it with you all. Now, many depression-sufferers, like myself, are advised against websites such as WebMD (which I am NOT putting a link to, because I care about you. Stay away.) because we tend to freak out and go into hypochondriacal (is that a word?) episodes.

However, this website understands that and pokes fun at it. You can look up your medicine and learn it's Pros, Cons, Side Effects (separated into mini-categories ranging from "common" to "freaky rare"), and, for all us paranoid folks, Interesting Stuff Your Doctor Probably Won't Tell You!

I looked up my current antidepressant, Prozac, which is a pretty chill med (I resisted the temptation to say "chill pill"). Here's what it says:

http://www.crazymeds.us/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Meds/Prozac?from=Prozac.Prozac

Luckily, I haven't experienced the crazy weight gain it describes, and as to the loss of sex drive, I honestly wouldn't be able to tell either way. I am a chaste soul. However, some of the weird side effects such as getting randomly angry sound pretty familiar to me, although I am a teenage girl so obviously there may be other factors involved. CrazyMeds also makes me feel very fortunate. I have been blessed with Prozac luck, because as far as I can tell I have not had involuntary tongue protrusion, and anyone who has ever laid eyes on me can tell you that I definitely do not suffer from what CrazyMeds refers to as "Porno Boobs."

Look up your meds, have a laugh, freak out about possible side effects and convince yourself you have them, and Comment Below with any funny bits about your personal med worth sharing!

-Susan D. Holmes